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"If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are." ― Granny Weatherwax
March 06, 2014
Scientists have announced the discovery of the largest-known predatory dinosaur ever found in Europe. Torvosaurus gurneyi was much larger than its Jurassic contemporaries but still smaller than the big Cretaceous brutes like T. Rex.
March 04, 2014
Fake Cluck Fail
PETA's effort to create artificial chicken meat seems to have come up short. They're claiming victory anyway (shocking, I know) because progress has been made on synthesizing meat. Meh. I'll believe it when I see it in the stores.
February 27, 2014
The Next Big Thing
Fifty-second sign of the apocalypse: facial hair transplants. Meh. It's elective surgery, so (one presumes) they're paying for it out-of-pocket. Probably with their parents' money, but still. Their face, their money, who cares?
February 26, 2014
Science correspondent Miles O' Brien lost weight the wrong way. Who designs bodies like these?
February 24, 2014
Rock of Ages
Using new dating techniques, scientists have confirmed the oldest rocks yet found on Earth are in Australia. What's more, they're quite a bit older than previously thought, just 100 million years before the planet got rebooted when the Moon was formed. It indicates the planet was forming a crust much earlier than current theories predicted, and that water was present even then.
Lucy and the Football
The next step on Alfa's interminable road back to the United States seems to have finally be reached. Of course, saying "there will be Alfa dealers in the US" isn't much better than saying "we will return to the US someday." But, to paraphrase a recent Top Gear episode, believing in Alfa's return is the triumph of hope over reality.
February 20, 2014
All I can say is, we definitely buck the Virginia trend here in casa Johnson. This "tween mortification moment" brought to you by the happy parents council.
An ancient manuscript which has resisted all attempts at decryption may finally be on the verge of giving up its secrets. At least it seems that it's not a hoax, so they've got that going for them.
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