March 19, 2014
I Can Haz Bangles Single?

It would seem that they've been puking on our furniture a helluva lot longer than previously thought.

Posted by scott at 07:08 PM
Surf Titan

No, really... surf Titan. It's my understanding that the atmosphere is dense enough a pressure suit would not be needed. Just, you know, a coat rated down to the temps liquid methane lives at.

Posted by scott at 07:30 AM
March 13, 2014
Dasvidaniya, Tatanka

A new linguistic study claims to have found links between Siberian and Native American languages. It was my understanding linguistic techniques more or less fall apart after a few thousand years, but maybe they've come up with some new method.

Posted by scott at 08:46 AM
March 06, 2014
Big Bones

Scientists have announced the discovery of the largest-known predatory dinosaur ever found in Europe. Torvosaurus gurneyi was much larger than its Jurassic contemporaries but still smaller than the big Cretaceous brutes like T. Rex.

Posted by scott at 07:30 AM
March 04, 2014
Fake Cluck Fail

PETA's effort to create artificial chicken meat seems to have come up short. They're claiming victory anyway (shocking, I know) because progress has been made on synthesizing meat. Meh. I'll believe it when I see it in the stores.

Posted by scott at 06:47 AM