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You Dropped Something
Sometimes there's just no improving on the headline: crime lord's fake penis falls off during raid. A hermaphroditic crime lord sounds like something out of a David Lynch flick. It also seems to provide even more proof of Mark Twain's axiom about truth and fiction.
Maybe it's a defense mechanism, like lizards whose tails come off so they can escape.
Probably made fetish porn on the side, for the "I'm not gay, but chicks with dicks are hot" crowd.
NTTAWWT.
Posted by: Tatterdemalian on January 10, 2010 01:51 PM@Bob - but lizards can grow them back. Crime lords? Maybe not so much.
@Tat - of course there's a fetish site out there. Rule 34.
All I get is South Park (paraphrase): Dude, your mom's a hermaphalyte.
Posted by: Ron ap Rhys on January 11, 2010 04:54 PM