January 11, 2009
But Can You Make a Sweater with their Fur?

The PETA weirdos are at it again, this time launching an ad campaign in Australia that calls fish "sea kittens". So... um... every time you masturbate under water, God kills a goldfish?

Posted by scott at January 11, 2009 08:27 AM
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I wanna see a PETA vs.PETP rasslin' match.
Bes' two outta three, anyone?

Posted by: Mark on January 11, 2009 09:21 AM

Somehow the term "Great White Seakitten" just don't do it for me.

So for good ol' redneck bass-fishin'....are they Lakekittens now? What about catfish?


Mmmmm! Tasty kittens!

Posted by: Mark on January 11, 2009 07:13 PM

Actually, they've kind of got a point. If we got meat the way we get fish, we'd still be hunting wild buffalo across the plains of North America--albeit in vehicles the size of Jawa sandcrawlers.

Posted by: DensityDuck on January 12, 2009 03:37 PM

We actually do farm lots of freshwater fish. Where do you think all the canned salmon comes from? Only reason we don't also farm the ocean is that the "sea kittens," dolphins and killer whales, are to sea farmers what wolves are to land farmers, only damnably clever in addition to being voracious and extremely popular with nature-loving-but-not-understanding kids. So we stick to the "dolphin friendly" methods of fishing, that don't involve permanent nets to keep out and/or kill the predators.

Posted by: Tatterdemalian on January 13, 2009 11:04 AM
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