Lisa R. gets a no-prize that'll make every man who sees it cringe for bringing us yet another reason to leave the spear guns at home:

A man who speared himself in the groin on the Sunshine Coast in south-east Queensland is recovering from his ordeal in hospital.

Sharks, sting rays, jelly fish, now spear guns... spear fishing must be damned near as fun as sex, considering all the dangers that surround it.