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Bop!!!
When playing with a puppy, it's often wise to keep an eye on the paws. Bah, that's nothing. You want pain? How about two quarter-ton cats using your sleepy backside as the chute of turn 3 of their psychotic race course at 3 am?
Classic meth-head redneck. People like that should be sterilized with electricity.
Posted by: DensityDuck on November 26, 2008 11:41 PM
How about 1/2 tonne Uma-cat launching off your upper lip in the middle of the night? Left a 1cm cut on my upper lip that was happily dripping blood. Smeared blood all over the kitchen from me trying to stop the flow.
That's a key reason I still have a goatee.
Posted by: ronaprhys on November 27, 2008 12:26 PM