April 23, 2008
I Putta Curse on That Hospital!
Posted by scott at April 23, 2008 01:01 PM
Reason #412 Australia is a nice place but I probably wouldn't want to live there: a plague of poisonous spiders bad enough to shut down a whole hospital. It would be just Mark's luck he'd break a leg across the street from that one.
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Wouldn't even have to be poisonous spiders any old type would do. Mark and I would just drag our broken legs down the street and refuse medical treatment. lol
I think I'd blow my own brains out before going into THAT hospital. It'd be a lot less scary that way...
...either that, or learn how to set my own leg, like, ultrafast!
Either way, it'd still be better than the horrific stroke I'd immediately suffer upon entering "Arachnophobia Memorial Hospital"...