August 14, 2007
I Shall Call Them, Boobkies

Mark gets a buxom no-prize for bringing us the absolute latest innovation from those oh-so-clever Japanese:

Ladies, are you self-conscious about your breasts? Do you think they need to be bigger to get you attention from guys, or at least from guys like Charlie White? Well, you could have expensive and gross breast implant surgery, or you could just grab some F Cup cookies from Japan. These sure-to-be-effective cookies apparently make your breasts bigger when you eat just two a day, while most cookies will just make your ass bigger.

If it really were as simple as that, A-cups would cease to exist.

Posted by scott at August 14, 2007 08:50 AM

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Well, I have been noticing a marked decline of A-cups around here, including on children and dudes (albeit with a correlated exponential increase in butt size).

If this keeps up, A-cups will only exist in those "barely legal" videos.

Posted by: Tatterdemalian on August 14, 2007 12:38 PM
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