April 16, 2007
I'm From the Government and I'm Here to Help

Having solved all other problems, the New York City government is considering promoting circumcision amongst male residents. The motivation appears to be the heightened AIDS resistance the procedure seems to provide. Then again, it also appears that NYC legislators simply have too much time on their hands. Personally, I recommend re-deployment as meter readers. At least then they'd do something useful.

Posted by scott at April 16, 2007 12:40 PM

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