November 01, 2006
Ellen? Is that You?

I can tell the person writing this auction is a chick, because guys call these things "wives".

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the potatoes!

Via Siflay.

Posted by scott at November 01, 2006 02:25 PM
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Come to think of it, she DOES look kind of like Ellen...or has my sleep-deprived (depraved?) mind been playing tricks on me...

Posted by: Mark on November 1, 2006 05:21 PM

I'm going to hope whoever bid $76.00 thinks they're getting one of those paintings.

Seriously, it's easy enough to summon one of these. Just travel to the local red-light district and yell, "I GOT SEVENTY-SIX DOLLARS AND NEED TO GET LAID."

Keep a gun handy in case you summon the wrong demon.

Posted by: Tatterdemalian on November 1, 2006 05:39 PM
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