October 31, 2006
Unforced Error

The election is less than a week away, and, to paraphrase a fictional democratic strategist, the other side "can't put a forkful of waffles in our mouth without coughing up the ball."

Oh be quiet. I don't take it that seriously either. It just seems symptomatic of the Democratic party of the past twenty years that when they have the prize in sight, indeed even after they've caught it, they don't seem to know exactly what to do with it.

That brown thing? You know, the one you just caught? You're supposed to hang on to it. I mean, if you want to hand it to us, we'll sure take it. It's not the way I'd want to score a touchdown, but points is points.

Will it change anything? Oh, probably not. But there's nothing like a major player from the other side stepping on their crank in public to bring that last bit of fizz to the fun.

See You Next Tuesday.

Posted by scott at October 31, 2006 03:15 PM

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Did you mean to use that Gone Daddy Gone Youtube link I sent you here?

Posted by: ronaprhys on October 31, 2006 03:54 PM

The problem is, half the Democrats are demanding the troops not only be withdrawn from Iraq and Afghanistan, but that they be charged with war crimes as well. The other half are so busy trying to hide the statements of the other half from the US public that they have no time left to present their own position.

Posted by: Tatterdemalian on November 1, 2006 08:38 AM

Yup, Kerry sure stepped on his dick this time. An apologetic action is needed on his part. I think if he stepped up to a podium and said, "I am very sorry for offending anyone who has served, is currently serving, and is planning on serving and that I amdeeply sorry for the words he spoke. My words were not directed towards the military personnel but to the president. I was attempting to make a joke and had I stuck to the scripted material I would not have inadvertantly insulted you. Again, I am sorry and humbly apologize."

With that said, I think you are wrong Tatterdemalian. Everyone knows that the entire democratic collective is split as a 37.3% - 47.8% with 4.6% undecided and the remaining 10.3% figuring out other ways to allow terrorists in Afganistan to run for Congress, become the shakers at NIH, and to get cannibalism voted in as a new amendment.

Posted by: Joshua on November 1, 2006 03:07 PM

sorry for the words he spoke.

should read

"...sorry for the words I spoke."

Posted by: Joshua on November 1, 2006 04:17 PM
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