Somehow I think falling into a vat of chocolate would actually be preferable here:
A US commissioner from the Vienna-based International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) emerged unharmed after falling into a water tank at the Dukovany nuclear power plant on Friday.
Dukovany, Czech Republic, that is. Fortunately this wasn't one of those tanks with the neon-blue lumps in the bottom of it, so he's fine. Soaked, but fine.