The picture makes this one priceless:

Cars run into houses.

It happens fairly often - but seldom is there an exit wound.

Fairly often is right. While I was in high school, cars would quite regularly drive into the lobby at Wal Mart, smash into the grocery store next door, and occasionally attack various fast-food places. As I recall, it happened about once or twice a year.

Then there was the time a few years ago when a lady drove her monster SUV right through the wall of our high-rise apartment complex and into someone's apartment. Brick, steel, and mortar seemed to have been no match.

There's a reason they put pylons around these places nowadays.