Muffy, a 9-year-old Burmese python, measures 22-plus feet. That's long enough to take America's longest title from Lulu, a snake at the Bronx Zoo in New York City.
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I know, I know, Ellen you can't have one.
I am so grateful the picture of Miss Muffy was blocked from the link. I would probably have had nightmares!