April 21, 2006
Sign You've Become and Old Codger, #47

"Cool" new party tricks for sharing jello shots don't look like fun, they look like a good way to catch any number of nasty diseases. Besides, I never did go out much for the "get hammered stupid in public" school of drinking. To me, puking and hangovers just never were that much fun. Much better to get a warm slurry glow from wine that makes me jabber so much people throw pillows at me to get me to shut up.

But I digress...

Posted by scott at April 21, 2006 02:07 PM

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yes, but the rest of us have to worry that your "warm slurry glow" will also involve having to see you ass...

Posted by: ronaprhys on April 21, 2006 04:18 PM

I never liked Jello shots in the first place. Just drink the damn vodka!

On the other hand I never liked Jello itself, either, so there you are.

Posted by: DensityDucke on April 22, 2006 10:48 PM
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