Tatterdemalian gets a no-prize that hops about and shows its bloomers for bringing us news of the latest in "creative dance" fitness trends:

That old vaudeville staple, burlesque, is fast becoming a workout of choice for women across the nation as the lost art of the striptease finds renewed popularity in clubs from New Orleans to Los Angeles.

Ok, so it's not really a hopping dance line a-la the 19th century. I just liked the image!