March 07, 2006
Well, Now Things are Much Clearer

Hey, it's gotta be real 'cos, you know, it's got "interdisciplinary" in it:

The recently discovered “UNERTAN SYNDROME” consists of quadrupedal gait, severe mental retardation, and primitive language.
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[A] new theory was suggested for the human evolution. Namely, the unique behavioral trait of man, the emergence of the habitual bipedality with Homo erectus (1.6 million and 250.000 tears ago) may be coupled with a resistive mind, which forced man to stand up against the gravitational forces with consequent success in tool making and hunting, using free hands for survival.

See! See! Anti-gravity really is all in your head!

Posted by scott at March 07, 2006 08:39 AM

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