Fark linked up one place we'll never be having a movie night:

Almost one in three people attacked by crocodiles were drunk at the time, Australia's most comprehensive review of croc attacks reveals.

The figures show why it's not a good idea to drink too much if you're in or near water in northern Australia, says zoologist Dr Adam Britton of Wildlife Management International, who has co-authored research showing a 30-fold increase in crocodile attacks over the past three decades.

Because, you know, I wouldn't want any of my friends to get drunk, wander off, and get eaten. Yeah, friends. Me, I don't touch the stuff.