Oh what could possibly go wrong here:

Roadside speed cameras will be redundant eventually because vehicles will automatically cop themselves for speeding.

This is the plan of the Department for Transport, which has commissioned companies to develop aircraft-style black boxes for cars.

This one just bursts with alternate headlines:

• In other news, used car dealers swoon as "previously owned" market explodes.
• GPS jammer market finds home in UK garages.
• Black box disabling turns country into a nation of lawbreakers.
• Lawsuits over who drove what where and when clog British courts

Statist interference at its finest. Hey, at least it's not our tax dollars at work.