September 02, 2005
M is for MOUSE and MMMM...
Posted by Ellen at September 02, 2005 08:09 PM
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Another Pinko commie... wait, scratch that. Another pinkie gets it's just rewards.
Wait I can bring him a lovely mouse head that Garrison left me on the bathroom floor this morning. "yummy...yummy.their is a mouse in my tummy!"he said rubbing his belly. Ewww!
yes - and here's how it went down. I'm happily sleeping. In fact, I'm completely sacked out. With travelling this week, driving to NJ yesterday, and working on the house, I'm exhausted. Then I hear, "Sweetie Pie, come clean it up."
"Clean it up. On the floor."
I roll over and there's a roll of TP stuck in my face. Mustering all of my brainpower, I put forth a very intelligent "Huh?"
"No. On the floor. I don't want it, you need to clean it up."
Finally, I'm capable of words. "Clean huh?"
Now, at this point, the roll of TP is still in my face, so I stumble up wondering what mess I might've created in the middle of the night. Then I hear, "It's a mouse. But it's just the head. And it's nasty, I don't want to touch it."
Being the big, strapping man of th house, I take the TP and clean up the leftovers. The odd thing is that all that was left was the head - completely and cleanly severed. There was also something long, thin, and bony feeling. Nothing else.
Guess it's Cats 5, Mice 2.
Brent and I just sitting here admiring you snakes.. again... Um we love Cornbread! He really like the pic of the Emerald Boa. Thanks for getting him hooked and excited about snakes.
Really.. thanks. :)