September 01, 2005
Now isn't that Just Lovely

I used to think this sort of thing was how I'd quickly collect on Ellen's life insurance (via panic-induced heart attack):

A 12-year-old boy awoke to an unpleasant surprise this week when a python bit him in his bed. Michael Rodriguez discovered the 4-foot snake clinging to his right arm early Monday morning. He flailed his arm, flinging the snake to the carpet.

Now I know it'd be all I could do to keep her from adopting it. Thing is, these people don't even own a snake!

Posted by scott at September 01, 2005 08:16 AM

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