August 16, 2005
You Gotta be Kidding Me
Posted by scott at August 16, 2005 07:59 PM
Ron gets a... *gAk* ... Ron gets a no-prize for bringing us... this:
A Seattle man died after engaging in anal sex with a horse at a farm suspected of being a gathering place for people seeking to have sex with livestock, police said Friday.
Definitely some sort of lifetime achievement no-prize, in the category of "skeeve-ment", is deserved here.
Exactly how he stumbled across this one... no, no... NO!!! I *DO NOT* want to know!
eMail this entry!
primera - My brother sent this one to me.
segundo - I think I've actually managed to get a rare double-posting in one day - and skeeved you out.
DAMN I FEEL LUCKY TONIGHT!!!
and, personally, I try to get things all in one comment, but some things about this story bother me;
1 - the farm might be a place where people gather to have sex with livestock. Sex with livestock and people gathering just don't go together.
2 - the man died from a perforated colon. Unless I'm thinking about this incorrectly, that means the horse was doing him. NA-ASTY. I think I need a shower after even typing that.
3 - it's not illegal to have sex with animals in Washington. Mark them off the 'potential places to live' list.
4 - The local was debating about which animals you could legally have sex with. Apparently, large animals are "A-Okay" in his book, but goats and sheep might be right out. Might. In fact, I think the phrase was 'could be some issues'.
And I thought California was weird...
Sheesh, you're a whole month behind on this one. I should start mailing this kind of thing in when I see it.
And yes, the dude was getting pronged by a stallion. He videotaped it. The tape got onto the internet weeks ago - yes, if you're that kind of freak, you can look for and see a video of a man getting a soon-to-be-fatal ass-ramming from a FUCKING HORSE.
Triple comment, whoo.
From May 6, 2005:
Last night, anti-abortion extremist Neal Horsley was a guest on The Alan Colmes Show, a FOX News radio program. The topic was an interesting one - whether or not an internet service provider should allow Horsley to post the names of abortion doctors on his website. Horsley does that as a way of targeting them, and one doctor has been killed. In the course of the interview, however, Colmes asked Horsley about his background, including a statement that he had admitted to engaging in homosexual and bestial sex.
At first, Horsley laughed and said, "Just because it's printed in the media, people jump to believe it."
"Is it true?" Colmes asked.
"Hey, Alan, if you want to accuse me of having sex when I was a fool, I did everything that crossed my mind that looked like I..."
AC: "You had sex with animals?"
NH: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."
AC: "I'm not so sure that that is so."
NH: "You didn't grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?"
AC: "Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?"
NH: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality... [w3lcome to] domestic life on the farm..."
Colmes said he thought there were a lot of people in the audience who grew up on farms, are living on farms now, raising kids on farms and "and I don't think they are dating Elsie right now. You know what I'm saying?"
Horsley said, "You experiment with anything that moves when you are growing up sexually. You're naive. You know better than that... If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it."
: Apparently your filter also hates the words that come up when you replace that "3" with an "e"