Yeah, I went out yesterday, but I had my clothes on:
A man from Chantilly, Va., has been charged with indecent exposure for an incident near a park in Centreville.
According to police, officers spotted 41-year-old Charles Harrison naked when they arrived. He jumped on a bicycle and tried to elude police but was caught a short distance away.
There's a picture, so that should prove it. Besides, bicycle seats chafe if you got nothing on.