Yeah, I went out yesterday, but I had my clothes on:

A man from Chantilly, Va., has been charged with indecent exposure for an incident near a park in Centreville.
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According to police, officers spotted 41-year-old Charles Harrison naked when they arrived. He jumped on a bicycle and tried to elude police but was caught a short distance away.

There's a picture, so that should prove it. Besides, bicycle seats chafe if you got nothing on.

Rrmm... waitaminute... so I've been told. There, that's my story and I'm sticking to it.