Today's "thank you Captain Obvious" moment is brought to you by This is London:

Two female teachers have been suspended for allegedly having a threesome with a 16-year-old male pupil.

But police are understood not to have pressed charges because the teenager did not complain of any crime.

What I want to know is probably what all the guys out there want to know: where is this school and why didn't I go there when I was 16?