May 20, 2005
Arteries... Hardening...

That Hardee's super-sandwich is now officially p3wned:

So I got an idea in my head. A particularly stupid idea. This makes it even harder to simply pass up.

I think to myself: "I can top this guy - he didn't fry anything!"

And it begins.

The result will be… appalling. A tyrant of a sandwich, so gargantuan and calorically blessed that the mere sight of which would cause Jesus himself to break down in an explosive torrent of tears and fury.

30,000 calories and 6.5 pounds of sandwich later... well, you go see the result. Note: completely SFW, no puking pictures or anything like that.

Posted by scott at May 20, 2005 02:13 PM

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Duuude... why not just eat a can of Crisco?

Posted by: Tatterdemalian on May 21, 2005 10:41 AM

It wouldn't be quite as bad as it sounds (healthwise) - 18000 of the calories come from canola oil. If he were REALLY serious about this, he would have used lard instead.

Posted by: allish on May 23, 2005 11:13 AM

I wonder if you'll think it's as bad in another month or two, when some nutrition expert will decide that canola oil is worse for you than cyanide-laced lard.

"To save our children, we must immediately discard all canola oil and switch to a healthier alternative, like sesame oil."

Saddest thing is, it ALWAYS works.

Posted by: Tatterdemalian on May 23, 2005 12:57 PM
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