Ok, that's it, under no circumstances am I going anywhere near a turkey:

Two elderly men who had gone turkey hunting together died from apparent heart attacks just minutes apart, authorities said.

CHEECH: "I mean, don't you see it? They're psychic killers now man! Like, they got, I dunno, turkey death rays or something. We'll all be, you know, walking through the forest and, like, all of a sudden WAOWAOWAOWAO! The turkey's eyes'll start all glowing and stuff man, and we'll just all keel over!"

CHONG: "I dunno man, psychic killer turkeys sound pretty cool to me."

CHEECH: "Well, yeah, I guess so. Except around, you know, Thanksgiving and stuff..."