February 11, 2005
Definitely Gotta Try This

Annoying arrogant squirrels got you down? Can't keep a bird feeder full because the fat fuzzy-tailed rats keep emptying them? Is your dog having a nervous breakdown because the buck-toothed bandits pinch him on the butt every time he tries to sleep on the deck?* Have we got a solution for you!

That porch looks eerily like the one Ellen's parent's have up in New York. No, this isn't them, but it does mean we may be making a trip to the hardware store next time we're up there to visit.

* Oh yes it does happen. Saw it myself once.

Posted by scott at February 11, 2005 11:00 AM

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That f**ing sucks!!

Posted by: carrie on February 11, 2005 11:42 AM

It is a bit mean to the squirrel and all. Of course, it's probably nicer than just letting the dogs or cats loose on it...

Posted by: Ron on February 11, 2005 01:30 PM

IMO the squirrel was not harmed... I've seen them fall off of all sorts of decks and high-rise bird feeders without harm. I think he just got a helluva ride and ended up in the trees somewhere.

Posted by: scott on February 11, 2005 01:33 PM

I have got to get me one of those

Posted by: Jeff on February 11, 2005 01:42 PM

So let me get this straight... The cat car commericial was bad in all its simulated glory, but this is ok because........why?

Posted by: Joshua on February 11, 2005 04:10 PM

rodents vs cats.

Posted by: Ron on February 11, 2005 04:36 PM

OMG!!! that is so terrible!!!! poor poofy tailed rat!!!! :(

Posted by: ellen on February 11, 2005 08:53 PM
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