Annoying arrogant squirrels got you down? Can't keep a bird feeder full because the fat fuzzy-tailed rats keep emptying them? Is your dog having a nervous breakdown because the buck-toothed bandits pinch him on the butt every time he tries to sleep on the deck?* Have we got a solution for you!
That porch looks eerily like the one Ellen's parent's have up in New York. No, this isn't them, but it does mean we may be making a trip to the hardware store next time we're up there to visit.