Watched the SOTU address last night, thought he did a reasonable job. I knew there'd be a rebuttal, but Ellen came downstairs in an outfit I couldn't refuse, so I missed that. Then again, why watch the Democratic rebuttal when I already knew what they were gonna say:
Social Security: WITH OUR PLAN, EVERYONE GETS BENEFITS FOR EVER AND EVER, AND NOTHING EVER NEED CHANGE. WITH THE PRESIDENTíS PLAN? HELL ON EARTH AND ETERNAL DAMNATION (SECULARLY SPEAKING), WITH SENIORS FORCED TO SURVIVE ON FRUIT ROLL-UPS AND TANG CRYSTALS. WHILE SLEEPING IN SEWAGE.