Ron gets a no-prize he can take on the subway for bringing us the latest development in mobile phones:

The local branch of British mobile giant Vodafone on Monday unveiled the V603SH, billed as the first phone in Japan to respond to movements, which will let users perform basic mobile functions through programmed shakes and jerks.

Considering the legendary crowds on Japan's commuter trains, I can't help but think this'll just be an excuse to beat the crap out of everyone around you. "No, no, officer, I was just practicing my golf swing!"