James in Milan* gets a... well, he gets a no-prize for bringing us a story of some really, really desperate women, and a cat:

Two women attempted to experience sexual pleasure from an intimate contact with a cat. The weird endeavor ended rather sad for one of the women: she was hospitalized with severe genital injuries.

I've heard of chasing pussy before, but this...

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* Who, because of his location, automatically makes it into our Hall of Heroes. Why? They make Alfas near Milan. My car has "Alfa Romeo - Milano" stamped all over the goddamned place on it. Now to convince him to smuggle a new one to us...