October 27, 2004
As Long as Mandrake Keeps Posting I'll Know He's OK

De blogger, he just asploded!

Doctors are blaming a rare electrical imbalance in the brain for the bizarre death of a blogger whose head literally exploded in the final week of the election!

No one else was hurt in the fatal explosion but a small room at the blogger's residence was sprayed with blood and brain matter when Gerard Van der Leun's head suddenly blew apart. Experts say he suffered from a condition called Hyper-Cerebral Blogosis or HCB .

Hmm? Me? Oh hell I drink too much for this to be a real problem. I'd probably just chalk it up to a hangover and link another story about, I dunno, genetically engineered cats taking over Venus or something.

But I do think a few of our more vociferous bloggers on both sides of the fence should invest in some heavy-duty steel head bands for use in the next few days.

Also, compare with this two year old ditty of our own. The names have changed, but the sentiment is still the same. And damned if Glenn didn't meet the same fate both times!

Via ASV

Posted by scott at October 27, 2004 11:50 AM

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Hehe, he is amusing though.

Posted by: InsaneIdiot on October 29, 2004 11:56 AM
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