Ok, ok, ok. Apparently we are the absolute, without a doubt, 100%, irretrivably last people on the planet to hear about Foamy the Squirrel and His World-Famous Rants.

Well, except for you, that is. Well, ok, maybe mom, but she hates animation, so that doesn't count.

Did I mention she wears two different shoes in public?

Anyway, if you want to hear a squirrely rendition of what Ellen's inner dialog is actually like, be sure to give these things a whirl.

Joshua just barely missed out on a no-prize for this one, beaten by FARK by only 3 hours.