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No, Ellen, You Can't Have It
Boy, now this would make basic training pretty interesting:
A massive search is underway at Fort Polk military base in western Louisiana for a Bengal tiger running loose in the base's pine-covered hills.
Includes Captain (well, Major) Obvious quote of the day:
The tiger is wearing a collar. How it got on the base is a mystery, said Fort Polk spokesman Maj. Ron Elliott."We think it belongs to somebody," he said.
Bring in Siegfried and Roy - put pheromones on Roy. The tiger WILL find him, and hilarity will ensue.
Posted by: ron on September 2, 2004 04:03 PMLet's refer to that oxymoron once more, "Military Intelligence", doesn't always mean perceptive; but give the guy credit, he's probably a sharp shooter (they don't socialize much).
Posted by: Cindy on September 2, 2004 11:33 PM