Let's all pause for a moment, and reflect on the green conventional wisdom that "traditional" medicine is better for you than the cold ugly Western kind:

A Tanzanian who went to a witch doctor in search of the power to resist bullets and knife attacks died when ritual cuts made on his body proved fatal.

Oh sit down, I'm not talking about you. Far as I know there aren't any greenies around here. Which is why we should talk about them more often!