Fark linked up this notice that it can be illegal to wear Dallas Cowboy logo clothing in the city the team is holding summer camp in:
Dallas Cowboys souvenir T-shirts, helmets and ballcaps are flying off the shelves during the football team's summer camp despite a gang injunction that prohibits some residents from wearing anything with the Cowboys logo.
The titular question of this post is, of course, What Would Ron (a Cowboy fan who's dedication to his team makes the Emperor's dedication to the dark side seem a mere flirtation) Do? I mean, a city that outlaws wearing Cowboy logos?!?
Hopefully Amber has the keys to his car somewhere safe.