Ya know, it's bad enough that you get drunk and shoot your own nuts off. I think this pretty much defines "adding insult to injury"

A man who shot himself in the groin after drinking 15 pints of beer and stuffing a sawed-off shotgun down his trousers was jailed for five years Tuesday for illegal possession of a firearm.

Ron gets a sawed-off no prize for bringing us this not-quite-Darwin-award winner.