Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Because scorned chicks do things like sell all your stuff and then tell everyone what a sleaze you are in the auction description:

I am looking to part with a great boat, with optional premium Annapolis slip space at the entrance to Back Creek, which has too many wonderful memories for me to keep.
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It all started when his ex-girlfriend asked him to meet her for lunch so they could exchange a few items that they had had failed to return at the end of their relationship over two years prior...

Ebay brags that their auctions are so much better than classifieds because of all the extra information you get. Sometimes, though, you get too much. I personally would not have to worry about this happening, as I have it on good authority the best I could hope for would be a set of concrete shoes and a long walk off a short pier.

Note: Auction link. Get it while you can.