Jeff gets a piston-shaped no-prize for bringing us the infamous "rotten apple" story. It answers, in graphic detail, the question, "just what, exactly, would happen if I dropped a cap full of BBs into the intake of a running car engine?"

That's right, BBs. As in "Red-Ryder". I just kept saying, "oh my god!" every time I looked at a picture. Gearheads shouldn't miss this one.