You knew it would only be a matter of time. Yes, Virginia, someone has stuck a webcam in a casket. I'm getting about eight different levels of heebies just thinking about it.

Buddha: All existence is impermanent. This is actually a good reminder of that.

Scott: That doesn't mean I want someone to stick a webcam in my coffin.

Buddha: Of course that won't happen to you. You'll be cremated and mixed in with all of Ellen's other pets.

Scott: Don't you have some karma to distribute somewhere?