Tired of those pesky aliens trying to manipulate your cat into doing things it's not supposed to?
For example:

• Crapping on the carpet
• Peeing on the walls
• Continuing to scratch furniture even when told, NO!
• Stealing your stash of M&M's only to scatter them across the floor to play with them

Fear not! Now you can get something to protect puss from MiNd cOnTrOl!

We here at AMCG fully endorse this product. Not only do we back up a product like this, we firmly believe all cat households should have one.