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The Very First Fashion Fad of the New Millennium
One of the things that just kills me about the latest teen fashion crazes is how I grew up with them all. Bell bottoms (yes, dammit, bell bottoms, "flare jeans" is just a marketing gimmick), feathered hair, pastel makeup, platform shoes, and nearly all the rest come straight from that not-quite-decade of 1976-1982. We all just thought (hoped?) disco was dead.
Well folks, I'm happy to announce there seems to be a genuinely new fashion trend our ersatz elite have come up with. Their solution to fashion originality? Plumber's Butt. No, really.
Yeah I know, I know. I can hear that clock ticking too. Well, she's not going to date until she's 25, so I don't have to worry about it.
I am really going to try to live long enough to see you squirm with a 16 year old daughter. I will be, let's see, 76 year old. Maybe I will just look down from a cloud and lol at you.
Posted by: Pat on June 19, 2003 10:29 AM