May 29, 2003
All He Really Needs is a Tiny Bandana

911: 911 operator, how can I help you?

Woman: [desperate voice] I'd like to report a car jacking in progress!

911: Yes ma'am, can you give a description of the perpetrator?

Woman: [rapidly] Yes! He's about 2 feet tall, forty-five pounds, and is wearing a mask!

911: Ma'am, it's against the law to prank call emergency numbers.

Posted by scott at May 29, 2003 08:15 AM

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