I always wondered what might happen if one of my goth friends ended up in charge of a school. Now I know:

A public elementary school principal here has come under fire for giving a deadly twist to a squeaky clean song, education officials said Tuesday.
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But [a] top teacher from the school has stood by his principal. "The kids were all a bit bored and I was only trying to lighten things up for them," he was quoted as saying by Saitama education officials.