April 22, 2003
Mall of Eeeeevil

"AMCGLTD," we hear you ask, "I am really excited by my prospects for world domination. Thanks to you, I've read the manual, practiced my evil laugh, and even have a henchmanperson or two all raring to go. But now I have a problem! How does a future world dictator acquire the trappings needed to be taken seriously in the Evil Organization field? I need uniforms, lairs, heavy arms, and at least a superweapon or two. Is there any place out there that can help me distinguish my evil group in the increasingly crowded field of conspiratorial organizations? Help!"

Fear not, villain-to-be! AMCGLTD is here to help! VillainSupply.com is now available for all your evil needs. Choose from their many categories like "Traps & Torture", "Lairs & Bases", and "Henchperson Gear" to get your organization started out right. When you're ready, their knowledgeable sales staff is there to assist you when choosing from their wide assortment of superweapons and doomsday devices. A recent check on their website reveals a special on weapons-grade plutonium that simply can't be beat! Don't delay a moment longer, your plans for ultimate conquest await!

Posted by scott at April 22, 2003 01:19 PM

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i ::heart:: you. in a completely platonic, internet, you help me in my quest for evil way of course. no need for ellen to send her evil henchmen after me.

Posted by: hsw on April 22, 2003 06:54 PM

It's henchperson dear. A successful evil enterprise will conform to EEOC (Evil Empire Occupational Consortium) regulations and be an EOE (Evil Opportunity Exploiter), ya know :).

Posted by: Scott on April 23, 2003 09:47 AM
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