February 20, 2003
Not Quite My Wife in 40 Years
Posted by scott at February 20, 2003 11:23 AM
Woman found living with 75 cats in her house, other ex-cats living in the freezer. Yet another consumer wobbling off their meds.
The difference in Ellen's case will be she'll probably have 80 cats and they'll all be completely healthy (but they'll all probably have something serious and incurable wrong with them). It'll be me that's dead.
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I think the solution for you is to get morbidly obese. That way you won't fit in the freezer and your wife won't store you in there.
Heh, you don't know NY Italians. Motto: Never store a dead body in a freezer when there's a perfectly adequate construction site nearby. Stadiums and bridges are particularly well suited for "concrete storage" of the inconveniently deceased.
There are always the trunk style freezers. 'Course after a few of mama's special "precious special treat" dinners for the 80 felines, you'll fit in the the ice cube trays nicely.
Hopefully, you'll be in a bigger house in 40 years. That way there can be three bedrooms; one for Ellen, one for female kittys and one for males.
But I'd hate to have to clean those liter boxes. UGH!