February 14, 2003
It's Always Something

Ya can't move to the Bahamas because of the hurricanes. Ya can't move to California because of the earthquakes. Ya can't move to Seattle because of (according to my mom) serial killers. And ya can't move to Florida because the ground swallows up your car. YOU JUST CAN'T WIN!

Posted by scott at February 14, 2003 08:22 AM

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Hey! We have hurricanes here in Florida, too! And serial killers (Ted Bundy?) And palmetto bugs (a/k/a cockroaches) as big as chihuahuas. Not to mention terrible traffic, daily summer thunderstorms, poisonous snakes... Well, you get the picture. You folks would be much safer living Up North.

But do come down and spend some money during Tourist Season!

Posted by: BarCodeKing on February 14, 2003 11:01 AM

Nope, not safer up here, we've got the President!! (yip yip yippee)

Posted by: Battie on February 14, 2003 12:28 PM

Florida just got rid of Bundy permanently. His serial killings started in Seattle. He got married while he was on death row in Florida and had a child. Wonder what happened to her.

Posted by: Pat on February 14, 2003 02:48 PM
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