December 03, 2002
So This is What I Have to Look Forward To?
Posted by scott at December 03, 2002 11:32 AM
A woman notices her car won't start. After some investigative work with a helpful patrolman, she places an infant against the wheel, starts the car, then drives off.
Many of you will be scratching your head trying to figure out what the connection is. Others will instantly know this was the mother of a small child.
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That's it.... JT's Not getting the keys to the New Trans Am anymore!!!
I left you on top of the car in an infant seat first time I went shopping after you were born. Luckily I remembered just before I started the car. Scared me half to death, I cried for about thirty minutes and I never ever placed your seat on top of the car again. I will bet this lady doesn't let her child play with car keys ever again. Lessons learned.
Ah the fond? memories of examining every diaper hoping to find your missing valuables.....
I'll spare you the gory details.