September 25, 2002
Time Cube

I'm not completely sure if this guy is serious. If he is, it's an absolutely classic, classic example of someone with a serious mental illness who has gone completely off their meds. Almost textbook delusional episodes.

Of course, he could be making it all up, in which case it's almost a perfect Andy Kaufman-like practical joke. But, considering the newest entry, I don't think it is.

Posted by scott at September 25, 2002 01:27 PM

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Sounds like a schizophrenic rant to me. Yes, I've heard some...

Posted by: Kathy K on September 25, 2002 10:37 PM

Please can you take this rant off your website. If it is a joke or not this is not the type of thing to post.

Posted by: Pat on September 26, 2002 02:41 PM

Gene Ray has more than one Web site devoted to his Time Cube theory. You'd be remiss if you didn't check out his other site at http://abovegod.com/ -- the source of one of my favorite quotations ever: "You are stupid and evil about the Earth's top and bottom, front and back and it's 2 sides." Take that!

Posted by: Combustible Boy on September 30, 2002 10:12 AM

Ignorance of Time Cube indicts humans as unworthy of Earth Life. However, Academian pedant hirelings brainwash children with Cubeless propaganda, forcing them to become Human Blockhead Androids. Are you aware that there are four simultaneous days in a single rotation of Earth, and that Time is Cubic, not Linear? If you are ignorant of Time Cube, you are stupid; if you refuse to accept it, you are Evil. You must acknowledge the Ultimate Ineffable Truth of the Universe, as represented by Dr Gene Ray's discovery of Nature's Harmonic Simultaneous 4-Day Time Cube.

Posted by: EDUCATORS ARE EVIL FOR DENYING TIME CUBE on January 12, 2004 05:13 AM

Holy Twilight Zone!

Posted by: Ellen on January 12, 2004 06:38 AM

that guy is insane, there may be different time zones but that proves nothing X_x they all exist at the same time, and the differing time zone only exists because we created it that way as the sun is only in one position and we rotate around it. If time zones are a human creation based on the singulairty of our universe then how on earth does your theory prove anything?

Posted by: Dave on January 14, 2004 09:08 AM

Aha, but the 4-quadrant division is uniquely harmonic. Ever notice that the internal angles of a quadrilateral sum to 360, which exactly encompasses the whole 2-dimensional plane on which the quadrilateral resides, whereas no other quadrilateral has this property? And the square is the perfect quadrilateral. 4 is the supreme number of the universe. Cubic Awareness Online -- Seek Time Cube!

Posted by: Cubic Awareness Online on November 29, 2004 05:56 AM

Ah!!! Have you ever noticed that a triangle has 3 angles! That proves that the universe doesn't exist, but that we live in a Trianguverse! You see, your theory of the Time Cube is completely absurd as the Triangle is the supreme god. Look at the pyramids! You can't deny the pyramids have a triangle shape on each side, therefore 3 times 4 is 12. I'm tired now ... thinking is hard ...

Posted by: Trianguverse on January 13, 2005 03:47 PM
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