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Scott Needs This!
Scott needs one of these.
Not so he can aim right, its to prevent him from pissing on the cats head all the time. Poor Goblin likes to look into the bowl and he assumes she is in the way and well.... she gets peed on.
Perhaps Scott has a urine fetish for peeing on cats? * I can assure you the cat is NOT into golden showers*Probably not. He just thinks its annoying that Goblin must show him where to go. With this product, maybe he won't need as much direction with the cat. PLUS, I don't have a cat come to bed with a wet head smelling like pee.
Looks like an airport runway. I only peed on the cats head a few times. Now she knows not to do it anymore!
Besides, if we did that you'd forget about it one night and get all freaked out thinking they're finally coming to get you. Woo-hoo! No more trip to Roswell :).
Posted by: scott on July 25, 2002 04:00 PMI will buy them for Scott after you guys get a house. LOL
Posted by: Pat on July 25, 2002 04:36 PMummm.... how bout a suggestion:
close the door when you go into the bathroom.... and leave the cat outside the door.
Just a thought.
Posted by: Jim on July 25, 2002 04:49 PMJim they have five cats! And they are sneaky little critters. LOL
Posted by: Pat on July 25, 2002 04:53 PMI would, but my wife hangs every bit of underwear in the world over the damned door and doorknob. Can't close it without a ten minute disassembly.
Plus the little buggers tend to follow right behind you. I've shut the door on more than one of them, which leads to this HUGE noise, and of course you know who's fault that is.
Posted by: scott on July 25, 2002 05:31 PMPlus the one in question is jet black. Completely invisible at night. They learned early on where the pathways were and to stay out of them. Even then I still manage to step on one about once a month.
Posted by: scott on July 25, 2002 05:32 PMyeah, especially when its a black cat, and it knows your coming, but it doesnt movie till your steping on it
Posted by: mike on June 13, 2006 02:11 PMTime to learn how to run over cats in driveway "accidently"
Posted by: scott on November 4, 2006 08:05 AMTime to learn how to run over cats in driveway "accidently"
Posted by: scott on November 4, 2006 08:05 AMone time i was driving down the drivway and this black and white cat ran past my car so i jumped out and hit it over the head with my huge wang !
email me at simonsaysdackyourmum@hotmail.com
:) oh and lee has a small cocktail
Posted by: Simon on March 12, 2009 01:46 AMone time i was driving down the drivway and this black and white cat ran past my car so i jumped out and hit it over the head with my huge wang !
email me at simonsaysdackyourmum@hotmail.com
:) oh and lee has a small cock.....tail
Posted by: Simon on March 12, 2009 01:46 AMone time i was driving down the drivway and this black and white cat ran past my car so i jumped out and hit it over the head with my huge wang !
email me at simonsaysdackyourmum@hotmail.com
:) oh and lee has a small cock.....tail
Posted by: Simon on March 12, 2009 01:46 AMone time i was driving down the drivway and this black and white cat ran past my car so i jumped out and hit it over the head with my huge wang !
email me at simonsaysdackyourmum@hotmail.com
:) oh and lee has a small cock.....tail
Posted by: Simon on March 12, 2009 01:46 AMif life gives you lemons, throw them at cats.
high five !
Posted by: mathew on March 12, 2009 01:56 AM"Quote of the week"
yep keep reading and you will adventually know it!
okay you have finally reached the quote just keep going ........................................................
"your day will go the way the corner of your mouth turns"
(school diary 2009 bitches...)
*cats are as sour as lemon grass(:*
posted yet again by simon.
my cat has a huge wang.
i envy it.
i think that's why i hate it so much.
don't you?
agreed.
the thing is. you see the thing is. THE THING IS *flutters arms* my cats a female.
p.s. i go simon. he's hot. if i saw him in the street i'd jump him !
Posted by: mathew on March 12, 2009 01:59 AMmy cat has a huge wang.
i envy it.
i think that's why i hate it so much.
don't you?
agreed.
the thing is. you see the thing is. THE THING IS *flutters arms* my cats a female.
p.s. i go simon. he's hot. if i saw him in the street i'd jump him !
Posted by: mathew on March 12, 2009 02:01 AMmatthew is actually my brothers sisters friends auntys uncles wife's friends son's CAT!
by the way that is a true story. you go boy!
(facts about cats:)
*cats only have ONE life
*cats can jump 6m
*cats only see out of one eye
*cats urine is actually green
*CATS MUST DIE!
The end..
i'm leaving this piece of shit!
words ryming with cats
bat
hat
matt
fat
sat
and lots more
:#$%)(*&^%$#3
Posted by: Simon on March 12, 2009 02:05 AMhello there jeff(:
how much have you actually done this lesson?
hmm this is actually a cat website!
x
hey simon
Posted by: Gorge on March 16, 2009 02:00 AMhey simon
Posted by: Gorge on March 16, 2009 02:01 AMhey simon
Posted by: Gorge on March 16, 2009 02:01 AMHey Simon
Posted by: George on March 16, 2009 02:03 AM