One for my brother, who was once in the army and carries the mental scars to prove it: 213 things Skippy can't do in the army. Got it from what I must award "least expected name for a blog" to, uppity-negro.com. Huzza to another non-single-white-30-something-female blogger!
P.S. He's also damned funny in his own right. See The Vocabulary Lesson (II).